I don't wanna meet your dad
Don't wanna hump your sister
Don't wanna do it to your best friend either
I don't want you messin around and givin me a blister
And leave me illin for the penicillin
When you walk out, I don't wanna feel left out
Cuz sooner or later its just over, over
I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend
I don't want the fairy tale and
I don't want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You can be my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend
I don't wanna learn to dance don't wanna rent the limo
I know your thinking I'm a weirdo
I just want the bragging rights I want to let the world know
Convince my friends I'm not a homo
When you walk out, I don't wanna feel left out
Cuz sooner or later its just over, over
I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don't want the fairy tale and
I don't want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You can be my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend
Tell everyone I'm good in the sack
But all your friends were giving you crap
And you just couldn't put up with that
So no you're never taking me back
I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend
I don't want the fairy tale and
I don't want the girl from hell
And I don't want to spend the time
And I don't need no valentine
My next ex-girl friend, my next ex-girlfriend
No quiero conocer a tu papa
No quiero joder a tu hermana
No quiero hacerlo con tu mejor amiga
No quiero andar por ahi y que me den ampollas
Y me dejen illing por la penicilina
Cuando te vas, no quiero sentirme excluido
Porque tarde o temprano se terminara, terminara
No quiero meterme dentro de tu cabeza o tus pantalones
No quiero gastar mi tiempo en amor y romance
Quiero mi proxima-ex-novia, mi proxima-ex-novia
No quiero la hada de cuentos y
No quiero la chica del infierno
No quiero ser tu mas grande error
Puedes ser mi proxima-ex-novia, mi proxima-ex-novia
No quiero aprender a bailar, no quiero rentar una limo
Se que piensas que soy un bicho raro
Solo quiero presumir, quiero que el mundo lo sepa
Convencer a mis amigos que no soy gay
Cuando te vas, no quiero sentirme excluido
Porque tarde o temprano se terminara, terminara
No quiero meterme dentro de tu cabeza o tus pantalones
No quiero gastar mi tiempo en amor y romance
Quiero mi proxima-ex-novia, mi proxima-ex-novia
No quiero la hada de cuentos y
No quiero la chica del infierno
No quiero ser tu mas grande error
Puedes ser mi proxima-ex-novia, mi proxima-ex-novia
Dile a todos que soy bueno en la cama
Pero a todos tus amigos le importara un carajo
Y solo tu podras soportarlo
Asi que nunca me regresaras
No quiero meterme dentro de tu cabeza o tus pantalones
No quiero gastar mi tiempo en amor y romance
Quiero mi proxima-ex-novia, mi proxima-ex-novia
No quiero la hada de cuentos y
No quiero la chica del infierno
Y no quiero gastar el tiempo
Y no necesito de san valentin
Mi proxima-ex-novia, mi proxima-ex-novia